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Asleep at home brr brr telephone hello oh no where are you
In gay Paris but you didn't tell me it's just gone two and I've been worried about you
You're gonna get back tired and I bet you get fired from another job that I found you
You've been swanning about and your money's run out you bought clothes today in St Germaine des Pres

She's alarming always promising that she'll change
She's alarming every year she makes a resolution not to worry me
So disarming enchanting smile man gone I like your style
She's alarming

Got a new car beep beep no sleep a vanishing act all weekend
You were packing your pvc valise and spinning me a line about staying with your Girlfriend
It wasn't enough I gave you some green stuff and you waved good by honey
You were planning to spend your funny weekend at the same time as my money

She's alarming always promising that she'll change
She's alarming every year she makes a resolution not to worry me
So disarming enchanting smile man gone I like your style
She's alarming

I've gotta go I've had enough I say you have wiped your feet on me
I hear a tear you tell a smile softly and I'll just hang on for a couple of more days maybe

She's alarming always promising that she'll change
She's alarming every year she makes a resolution not to worry me
So disarming enchanting smile man gone I like your style
She's alarming

She's my mum